The Internet’s Most Ridiculous Movie Review Site

Preposterous! Movie reviews written with only 7 sentences? Sure, why not! It started as a personal discipline. Some movies have so much to say about them, and I realized I wasn’t writing about them because I was overwhelmed by a need to be comprehensive. So I imposed a personal limit. What if I made them short? How short is too short? After a little experimenting, I settled on seven sentences. That’s enough to say what needs to be said and not be terribly verbose.

My problem? In an effort to say more, I’ve created a monster. A linguistic mess. I stretch the definition of “sentence” to obscene limits, using semicolons and parenthetical statements liberally.

I’m inviting other contributors to add their reviews to the site. Perhaps they’ll have more self-restraint than I’ve been able to muster.